Stick (it to the) Man

Vulcan Toscadero's parents are the most important people in the world to him. When they die in extremely bizarre circumstances, Vulcan has a decision to make. Does he live with the uncle he has never met before, his seemingly 1,000,000 year old grandparents, or Nathaniel Winston Jones the Third, Esquire, the richest man in town? It is a decision that will change Vulcan's life forever ... well, not like FOREVER forever, but at least till he's like 60 or something.